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Day 1:

This morning a little crazy person woke up in a jar, which was sitting on a well lit shelf. Confusion clearly set in immediately, but the person in the jar remained calm.  It wasn’t long before another little crazy person, who had been wandering around, appeared on the outside of the jar. They were instantly curious about one another and began to communicate at once.  I don’t believe they have met before today.


I was able to surmise they assumed that the person being placed in the jar was the work of “a careless, childlike God” who was now, “unfortunately, nowhere in sight.” The person in the jar did feel “very fortunate that the aloof God remembered to provide plenty of manna from heaven,” and was “hopeful to get all this straightened out and be home by tomorrow.”

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